March 24, 2012 Leave a comment
If you are interested in obtaining my Facebook login and password as a condition of my employment, here is a small list of items that I would like to see in return:
Address Book – digital or hardcopy will be fine. I would also like to see how many friends you have, and who they are.
Email Login & Password– for every account. I am particularly interested in the photos and messages being shared with you. I hope I enjoy your photos from your family vacation and bachelor weekend, as well as the witty banter between you and your friends, as much as you enjoy mine.
Photo Albums – I understand that many of your earlier photos, spring break and so on, may have been pre-digital age. This will allow me to see your “timeline”, just as you will enjoy mine.
High School Yearbook – I have very funny, inappropriate friends that like to joke with me on a regular basis on my Facebook wall. I am sure you have them too…
List of Exes – I know that you will enjoy reviewing my past relationship statuses, as well as all the silly things my friends and I said during and post break-up. I think this will be really important in our future working relationship.
I understand this may seem like an invasion of your privacy, but since you are reviewing my “social” networking information, I hope you are willing to share more than just your professional persona as well.
Ultimately, I just want to make sure that you, and your company, are a good fit for me.
I am sure you understand.