Oh, I’m a Preppin!
March 31, 2012 4 Comments
Doomsday people! It’s nearly here!!
I was awakened from my sound sleep early this morning with the shakes and rolls that can only be attributed to a major earthquake, with an epicenter nearby. My mind instantly raced to destruction, and naturally, Armageddon.
How much water do I have? Did we remember to fill the Britta last night? Probably not. Why does my husband NEVER fill the Brittta?? Oh – but we have more water in the dog bowls – if my husband remembered to fill those. And I can leave out various containers to collect rainwater – thankfully I watched Lost at Sea once. That is IF my husband did the dishes.
Water is going to be problem – eek!
I surely have enough food, though. Wait, I forgot to go grocery shopping yesterday. Well, not really forgot, I just couldn’t bear the thought of shopping cart derby at Trader Joes. But my shelf is stocked – at least 3 baby food crushers, some dry pasta (no marinara, ugh), black beans from that time I was going to make chili, peanut butter, green icing, sprinkles, and maybe even some granola bars. Why do I only have a single shelf that I call pantry??
Food is going to be a problem – argh!
We have a roof over our heads. Unless this earthquake shatters our support beams and brings the roof down over us. But we have a tent, somewhere. I think.
Shelter is going to be a problem – ach!
At least we have protection. 2 dogs are better than any gun. Although one is 12-years-old and can barely walk. The “younger” 9-year-old is morbidly obese and is more likely to eat us than protect us if things really go down.
Protection is going to be a problem – crap!
The rumble of aftershocks hits again, the bed is shaking and I’m about to cry.
I’m not ready for Armageddon! I’ve only seen one episode Doomsday Preppers!!!
Just as I am about to jump screaming from the bed, the husband jolts with a snort and rolls over. The rumbling ends. All is quiet. Snoring, seriously?? His SNORING is what woke me up??
I should wake him up and have him fill the Britta.